What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Nintendo Switch 2 races to record sales, driven by Mario Kart World's blockbuster debut - ABC News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra to continue trend of disappointing batteries - PhoneArena

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Red Dead Redemption star says he "possibly misled some people" but insists "exciting" news is still on the way - Eurogamer

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Oakmont caddies look to fill roles during U.S. Open, on and off the bag - TribLIVE.com

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

A surprising study found hints of biological activity on a distant planet. Now, scientists say there’s more to the story - Yahoo

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Former Clemson DB on College Football Hall of Fame ballot - TigerNet

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Why would a man be interested in an ordinary woman while there are very beautiful and fabulous women?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Weekend Box Office: LILO & STITCH KO’s KARATE KID LEGENDS - boxofficepro.com

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

And-Ones: NBA On TNT, Offseason, Free Agents, Finals - Hoops Rumors

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Police still investigating death of Brett Gardner’s 14-year-old son as potential homicide - New York Post

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

No way

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Still no good