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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:29

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Nintendo Switch 2 races to record sales, driven by Mario Kart World's blockbuster debut - ABC News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra to continue trend of disappointing batteries - PhoneArena
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Oakmont caddies look to fill roles during U.S. Open, on and off the bag - TribLIVE.com
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Former Clemson DB on College Football Hall of Fame ballot - TigerNet
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
And-Ones: NBA On TNT, Offseason, Free Agents, Finals - Hoops Rumors
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
No way
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Still no good